Monday, August 17, 2015

Shocking Study! What Coca Cola Really does to the Body

[Reprinted and Adapted from The Onion]

Including recent claims that it funded research that blamed obesity on a lack of exercise rather than bad dietary habits, the Coca-Cola Company is often accused of trying to hide or downplay the damaging effects of soft drink consumption. Here’s what consuming Coke does indeed towards the body:

  • * Extreme sugar intake causes your body to produce a hurry of Quenchanoids and also the hormone Refreshatonin
  • * Cognition is instantly affected, dramatically growing your need to ride within an open-top jeep by having an attractive and exuberant number of ethnically varied buddies
  • * Heart launches audible whimper
  • * Elevated bloodstream sugar levels send message towards the body that it's in the usa
  • * You're legally dead for exactly 75 seconds
  • * Alterations in cerebral fluid chemistry cause brain to right away form 20 rationalizations for that continuous consumption of empty calories
  • * Aluminum can’s jagged edges destroy stomach lining
  • * Enamel decay removes annoying teeth which were only getting into method of more awesome, refreshing Coke
  • * Ugh, it’s better to not really mention what goes on towards the liver
  • * Makes both hands pretty sticky if leaking
  • * A serious elevation in mood has experience by Coke Boss Muhtar Kent after generating $5.5 million quarterly bonus
  • * Cumulative unhealthy effects on our bodies stop consumers from being immortal and living forever because they otherwise might have done

http://www.theonion.com/article/what-coca-cola-does-body-51063

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Flash! Breaking News coming from The Onion ... Biden Offers Government Post To Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark

Frankly I am not completely certain that this article is factually correct, but it unquestionably may seem to make sense, and want to know your thoughts about it. Here's what they announced ... 

 

WASHINGTON-Calling the late-night horror film host well-suited for the job “and then some,” Vice President Joe Biden offered Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, an entry-level position within the U.S. Office of Personnel Management, White House sources confirmed Thursday.

Biden, who first saw the buxom temptress in a tight, revealing black dress on a Los Angeles television station in 1982, said he immediately “got rock hard” and realized Elvira had the necessary assets to go “real far,” and made it his personal mission to find the Mistress of the Dark a plum position in D.C.

“Elvira’s hot to trot, so as soon as I was clued in to something opening up over at OPM, I got my main man [Inspector General Patrick E.] McFarland on the horn and called in a favor,” said Biden, explaining that McFarland owed him ...

full article here

 

 

 

The Unknown Grave of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been identified

The Lost Tomb of Egyptian queen Nefertiti may have been discovered, hidden behind the tomb of the boy-king Tutankhamun, According to an English archaeologist , who suggests that the tomb of Tutankhamun, the most famous of Egypt's pharaohs, is concealing a solution that has evaded researchers ever since it was found more than 90 years ago. 

Dr. Nicholas Reeves of the University of Arizona told the Times of London that he believes he has discovered a hidden doorway leading from the tomb of King Tut to that of Nefertiti, believed to be the boy-king's mother and one of the most powerful females of the ancient world.

Reeves told the Times that he uncovered the bricked-up "ghosts" of the doorways after reviewing digital scans of the walls of Tutankhamun's tomb in the Valley of the Kings, across the Nile River from Luxor in southern Egypt. He thinks that one of the doorways leads to a little-used storeroom, but the other, on the north side of the tomb, leads to "the undamaged burial of the tomb's rightful owner."

If Reeves is correct, the room that contains Tut's tomb -- discovered by English archaeologist Howard Carter to global acclaim in 1922 -- was built to be an antechamber to that of the more illustrious and glamorous Nefertiti. It would also make clear some facts about Tutankhamun's resting place that have puzzled researchers.

For one thing, the size of Tutankhamun's tomb is smaller than those of other Egyptian kings. Second, as Reeves states, many of the artifacts that have captivated millions of museum visitors around the world are largely second-hand, having been re-cycled from previous burials.

I found this discovery remarkable.

Great Novel -- The Alchemist

 

A few of the folks at the company advised me about this novel, and I'm enjoying it.

It's called The Alchemist by a writer named Paulo Coelho. It seems that it's popular because it's sold over two million books worldwide,

Paulo Coelho's masterpiece tells a magical story of an Andalusian shepherd youth named Santiago. The boy dreams to travel searching for a luxurious worldly treasure, and that's his motivating dream. 

But the tale of the gifts Santiago finds along the route demonstrates to us more about the crucial wisdom of being attentive to our hearts, and understanding to choose our own help and advice from the omens strewn along life's path, and pursuing our dreams. 

Friday, August 14, 2015

I found some sort of odd unidentified flying object sighting

I uncovered it in the Huffington Post weird information department -- if you go to the hyperlink, you will view a video clip, both regular and slow speed, which exhibits what appears to be a unidentified flying object, apart from it appears to be only about something like 20 feet away from the camera. This raises the question of what is it? I'd be interested to listen to what you think. This is the weblink --

 

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